{"id":117,"date":"2010-09-14T22:48:50","date_gmt":"2010-09-15T02:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kristinjanz.com\/?p=117"},"modified":"2010-09-14T22:48:50","modified_gmt":"2010-09-15T02:48:50","slug":"houston-to-louisiana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Houston to Louisiana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On September 5th, we drove from Houston, Texas to St. Francisville, Louisiana.  St. Francisville is about an hour north of Baton Rouge, and I guess about an hour (maybe less?) south of Mississippi.  The Mississippi River runs right by it.<\/p>\n<p>The drive was pretty uneventful.  We saw a lot of signs for boudin and cracklings (or cracklin&#8217;s), going through Cajun country.  Boudin is a spicy pork and rice sausage.  Cracklings are basically pork rinds, only fresh-cooked, not the preservative-laden ones you get in those little plastic bags.  We also saw a lot of signs for &#8220;adult superstores.&#8221;  And those signs that say &#8220;Still a Virgin?  For Help, Call [X].&#8221;  No one we know can figure out what those signs are about.  What sort of help are they offering?  Do they have anything to do with the adult superstores?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m getting over a cold, and have to get up early tomorrow, so I&#8217;ll write more later.  Stay tuned, to read about our exciting tour of the Tabasco sauce factory!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a cute picture of Donald with the kitten his parents have adopted:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_118\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kristinjanz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/IMG_3481.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-118\" src=\"https:\/\/kristinjanz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/IMG_3481-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Donald and Precious (yes, that&#039;s her name!)\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-118\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/IMG_3481-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/IMG_3481-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-118\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I did warn him that people with cat allergies tend to be most allergic to gray striped cats<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On September 5th, we drove from Houston, Texas to St. Francisville, Louisiana. St. Francisville is about an hour north of Baton Rouge, and I guess about an hour (maybe less?) south of Mississippi. The Mississippi River runs right by it. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/?p=117\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[77,17,74],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vacation","tag-cats","tag-food","tag-vacation-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}