{"id":398,"date":"2013-10-14T18:34:42","date_gmt":"2013-10-14T22:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kristinjanz.com\/?p=398"},"modified":"2013-10-14T18:34:42","modified_gmt":"2013-10-14T22:34:42","slug":"shameless-commerce-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"Shameless commerce department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/2ndanniversaryts+gifts\" target=\"_blank\">the t-shirt Donald and I are selling on Zazzle<\/a>!\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s the perfect 2nd anniversary gift for yourself, your spouse, or a friend.<\/p>\n<p>We designed it because we wanted them for ourselves and couldn&#8217;t find ones we liked online.\u00c2\u00a0 There was one, but it ruined the joke by explaining on the shirt that the traditional 2nd anniversary gift was cotton.<\/p>\n<p>White t-shirts are shown, but you can get pretty much any color, any size, even a different style of t-shirt than the ones we used.\u00c2\u00a0 You could even get our design on a t-shirt that isn&#8217;t 100% cotton.\u00c2\u00a0 But that would be silly.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully if we sell a few t-shirts we&#8217;ll actually get some money, but I have to admit that I didn&#8217;t read the details of the agreement closely enough to ascertain whether any royalties will be paid in money, or Zazzle store credit.\u00c2\u00a0 (No, I&#8217;m never that careless about\u00c2\u00a0signing contracts for my fiction!)\u00c2\u00a0 Donald\u00c2\u00a0doesn&#8217;t think it really matters;\u00c2\u00a0he thinks we&#8217;re going to make so little money from this that we might as well use it to buy a t-shirt or mug.\u00c2\u00a0 But I admit, I have grand dreams that we&#8217;re tapping into some hitherto unmet need for creative 2nd anniversary gifts.\u00c2\u00a0 (My overactive imagination is very helpful in writing fantasy and science fiction.)<\/p>\n<p>The traditional 3rd anniversary gift is leather.\u00c2\u00a0 Hmm&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out the t-shirt Donald and I are selling on Zazzle!\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s the perfect 2nd anniversary gift for yourself, your spouse, or a friend. We designed it because we wanted them for ourselves and couldn&#8217;t find ones we liked online.\u00c2\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/?p=398\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130,271],"tags":[273,305,272,274],"class_list":["post-398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald","category-entrepreneurial","tag-2nd-anniversary","tag-donald","tag-t-shirt","tag-zazzle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}