{"id":74,"date":"2010-07-29T00:12:19","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T04:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kristinjanz.com\/?p=74"},"modified":"2010-07-29T00:12:19","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T04:12:19","slug":"why-did-i-just-waste-my-time-on-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"Why did I just waste my time on that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a hotmail address that I got when I still lived in Vancouver, so when I sign out, it drops me off at msn.ca.  Once I get there, they always have links that I can click on and waste more time.  Cause, y&#8217;know, I don&#8217;t waste enough time already.  I always know that the article I&#8217;m clicking to read will not enrich my life in any significant way, and yet&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Like the <a href=\"http:\/\/autos.ca.msn.com\/specials\/road-trip-guide\/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=25006899\">latest<\/a>.  Just in case you Americans thought that the heartland of your own nation was unique in its love for the World&#8217;s Biggest Things.<\/p>\n<p>Canada may not have the World&#8217;s Largest Ball of Twine.  But no Canadian could possibly be jealous of their neighbors to the south, after catching a glimpse of the World&#8217;s Largest Perogie.  <\/p>\n<p>I was strangely disturbed to find that, despite being the 2nd smallest province, Nova Scotia (where I grew up) has two of the eleven Big Things, including the large statue of Glooscap near where my parents live.  That&#8217;s the way we Canadians do it, of course.  If we want to excel, we pick some area where there isn&#8217;t a lot of competition.  Big statues of Glooscap.  Curling.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also seen the World&#8217;s Largest Canada Goose statue.  And I may have seen the World&#8217;s Biggest Lobster, though I&#8217;m not sure; I might be confusing it with the theme park (also in New Brunswick) with the big lobster slide (I was only 7 when we went there).  Or maybe they&#8217;re the same place, part of one big lobster-themed tourist destination?<\/p>\n<p>Oddly, no mention at all of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RKO_yaLL7n0\">World&#8217;s Biggest Hoe<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a hotmail address that I got when I still lived in Vancouver, so when I sign out, it drops me off at msn.ca. Once I get there, they always have links that I can click on and waste &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/?p=74\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[58,60,22,59],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-roadside-attractions","tag-canada","tag-corner-gas","tag-time-management","tag-tourist-attractions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kristinjanz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}