Another “30-minute” meal

I’m a big fan of Rachael Ray’s 30-Minute Meals cookbooks. I own four of them. In case anyone is unfamiliar with these (or the accompanying TV show on the Food Network), the premise (not surprisingly) is that each meal can be prepared in 30 minutes or less. Ideal for busy people, coming home late after a long day’s work….

The problem is that it is a rare and remarkable day upon which I manage to cook a Rachael Ray recipe in less than 30 minutes. They’re good recipes, creative and interesting. But 30-Minute Meals? Not so much.

For instance. Tonight. Eggplant Subs a la Norma, page 57 of her 2007 cookbook Just in Time. This consists of toasted sub rolls topped with grilled eggplant, raw tomato sauce and crumbled ricotta salata cheese. I started this recipe at 7:30 p.m., and it wasn’t until 8:26 p.m. that I was finally assembling my sub from the prepared components. Was it delicious? Absolutely! Was it worth the time I spent preparing it? Yes, because there’s enough filling for 6 subs,* which works out to 9.3 minutes per meal (though only if you’re cooking for yourself). But it took 56 minutes.**

(In case anyone is curious, I rounded out the meal with Greek salad and finished with sliced strawberries tossed with a bit of sugar. I suppose that a salad containing tomatoes and feta cheese is an odd choice to accompany an entree that contains tomatoes and a very similar white crumbly cheese. But Greek salad ingredients happened to be what I had on hand.)

* Another thing about Rachael Ray’s cookbooks: most of the recipes are purported to serve 4 (and the one I cooked tonight is no exception), but that’s only true if the 4 you’re serving are all linebackers. I’ve occasionally gotten 8 servings out of a Rachael Ray recipe.

** Technically, I started cooking dinner at 7:15, and it took 1 hour and 11 minutes, but I decided it wasn’t fair to count the time I spent preparing the charcoal grill (and sweeping spilled charcoal dust off the rear walkway), since Rachael Ray probably used a gas grill.

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No, I’m not “all set”!

What is it with the woman at the deli counter? She always comes over after I’ve been standing there for a minute or two, trying in vain to make eye contact with an employee, and says, “Are you all set?”

If I were all set, why would I be standing there in front of the deli counter?

A close second in annoyingness is when you’re talking to someone on the phone, and they say, “Well, I guess I should let you go.”* Isn’t that like saying, “It’s not you, it’s me” when you break up with someone?

Maybe next time I’m on the phone with someone and they say “I should let you go,” I should say: “Oh, that’s okay. I still have time to talk. No need to hang up on my account.”

Oh, and I’d like some prosciutto. While you’re at it.

* I didn’t realize how annoying this was until my friend Jessica pointed it out. Now I concentrate really hard on making sure *I* don’t say it at the end of the conversation.

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Every language

One of the things about my church that I think is really cool is that they have ASL translation at one of the evening services, so that people who are deaf can more easily engage with and participate in the parts of the service that aren’t written down. Tonight they went one step farther. There’s usually some sort of music performed while the offering plates are being passed around, and tonight it was sung by a mixed group of deaf and hearing people (I think they’re all in a Bible study group together). One woman sang into the microphone, and everyone else sang by signing.

I just thought that was incredibly cool, and a great way of encouraging and supporting the diversity we have in our congregation. I got all teary-eyed, and all that.

Of course, later on in the service there was something completely unrelated that I was annoyed and offended by. But I guess there’s something positive even in that. We all come together each week to worship God, and we have different ideas about how to do that, so much so that it’s pretty much impossible to do anything without offending someone. And yet, we still keep coming. We keep trying.

And every so often, something happens to remind me why I keep showing up, week after week.

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Good enough for now

It’s not the prettiest website in the world. The gray heading bars don’t match the colors in the header photograph (Jaisalmer Fort, India, FYI). Some of the text in the header doesn’t show up very well, and some of it is plain, ugly and white. I don’t really understand the difference between someone getting an RSS feed of my blog, or becoming a “user” (and whether I need to do anything to enable the former, and whether I should allow the latter).

Regardless, I now have a website and blog that I’m not too embarrassed to point people to. I plan to keep the “About” page up-to-date with information on (and, if available, links to) any stories I’ve published. On the Main Page, I’ll be posting news about story acceptances, conventions I’m attending, and probably a lot of random stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with writing, but that I happened to find interesting or entertaining. So please, visit often and tell all your friends!

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Welcome to my website!

Thank you for visiting! I’m still in the earliest stages of setting up my site; please visit again sometime soon, and maybe there will even be content.

I write mostly, but not exclusively, fantasy and science fiction. So far, my stories have appeared in Futurismic, Crystal Codices and Allegory. I also have stories forthcoming in On Spec and Prairie Fire.

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