Finding a good grenadine

Like maraschino cherries, modern grenadine isn’t what it used to be. The original product was colored and flavored with pomegranate juice. These days, it tends to be high-fructose corn syrup colored with FD&C Red #40, and flavored with … well, flavored with not much of anything, to be honest (my bottle of Giroux “Premium Quality” Grenadine Syrup also mentions citric acid, sodium benzoate and “natural fruit flavors”). It doesn’t add anything to a cocktail except color and a cloying sweetness.

Stirrings has a pomegranate grenadine, but it’s not a good substitute. It does contain real pomegranate, but it isn’t red enough to give your drink any more than an anemic salmon tinge, and, although I hate to say this, it isn’t sweet enough. Drink recipes that call for grenadine take the sweetness into consideration, and if you use a product that’s a lot less sweet, the drink won’t be any good. I’ve tried increasing the amount, but haven’t been able to come up with a solution that’s right. And even with double the amount, Stirrings grenadine, though a nice product in its own right, won’t color the drink properly.

Fortunately, I’ve found a solution. Monin pomegranate syrup! This is available at the fancier grocery stores like Whole Foods, among other places. It’s intensely red in color. You can tell it’s in there by looking at the drink. It’s sweet, but not too sweet. And it adds a delicious hint of pomegranate flavor, which will usually go very nicely with whatever drink you’ve added it to (assuming it’s a drink that calls for grenadine, that is; I wouldn’t go adding it to your dry martini).

Unlike Giroux “Premium Grenadine Syrup”, Monin contains actual pomegranate juice along with the natural flavors and citric acid. So does Stirrings, for that matter. I’m not sure why the flavor and color of Monin syrup are so much better; maybe Monin concentrates their fruit juice more. Another thing that Monin and Stirrings have in common is the use of real sugar, from sugar cane, instead of corn syrup. There’s a lot of anecdotal evidence suggesting that sugar tastes better than corn syrup (people who swear by Kosher for Passover Coca-Cola, for instance). Though in Giroux’s case, I suspect the disappointing taste has more to do with the lack of anything approximating real fruit, than with high-fructose corn syrup.

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Shakespeare on the Boston Common (spoiler alert!)

(Not that you shouldn’t expect spoilers for a review of a play that’s over 300 years old.)

Last Friday, Donald and I went to see the Commonwealth Shakespeare Company’s free performance of Othello. Every year the company stages a free outdoor performance of a Shakespeare play on the Boston Common. It’s a fun thing to go and see if you live around here; the show starts at 8 pm, but a lot of people show up early with picnic blankets to stake out a good spot. Which is what we did.

I found the play enjoyable but not outstanding. I’d never seen a performance of Othello, nor read the play, so even though I was familiar with the plot, it was interesting for me to see how it played out. I thought all the performances were fine, but not outstanding. Iago kept stuttering on his lines, and I suppose it may have been deliberate, to add verisimilitude to his character (who would mistrust someone who can’t quite get the words out right, after all?), but if so, that was too subtle for me. I also couldn’t tell when the play was supposed to be set. WWI or WWII, perhaps? People were definitely wearing early 20th century garb, and using revolvers. I’m not a huge fan of Shakespearean plays being set in eras other than either the Elizabethan, or else whatever historical period the Bard was trying to invoke, but that’s a topic for another post. Regardless of my feelings on the matter, it does seem that I should at least be able to tell when the play is supposed to be taking place, whatever era the director chooses!

I was struck by the sense that Othello is one of those plays that probably doesn’t work quite the same way for a modern audience as it did in Shakespeare’s day. In one sense, the subject of interracial marriage does seem quite modern, especially when you realize when it was written. The racist comments voiced by some of Othello’s enemies made me cringe; but, really, it’s not as if similar and equally offensive comments aren’t still being made today. Though I suspect that a theater audience today reacts differently to those comments than one in 16th/17th century England.

The big issue that I found it hard to get past, though, was the idea that the play’s tragedy hinges on the fact that the wife Othello murdered for cheating on him was, in fact, innocent. Tied up in that is the assumption that it would somehow be more okay for him to murder his wife if he really had cheated on her. I’m not a scholar of the Elizabethan period, but I suspect that this is probably a mirror of the attitudes of the day. It means that I can’t really watch the play in the same way that a contemporary of Shakespeare would, though. I felt similarly upon seeing the Boston Common production of The Taming of the Shrew a few years back. Message: If your wife’s a bitch, the path to domestic harmony involves showing her who’s boss, even if you need to slap her around a little. The production I saw tried to play up the potential S&M kink aspect of this, but it still made me cringe.

I would never suggest that companies avoid producing historical plays with controversial or even offensive content, or that they should attempt to expurgate that content in any way. Different cultures have a different sense of what’s offensive and what isn’t, and who are we to think that we’re the final judges (the Victorians tried to downplay the bawdiness in many of Shakespeare’s plays; now they usually play it up for all it’s worth)? And it can be a useful guide to reflection, to see plays written out of a moral center that’s shifted in some ways from ours. It’s just interesting, because sometimes the assumptions about appropriate morality and culture really underpin the whole sense of the play.

I’ve been thinking a little about how this applies to writing. I write a lot of fantasy fiction set in imaginary pre-Industrial cultures. It’s probably a little implausible to give all my characters 21st century North American ethics. And yet, to some extent, you sort of have to. I think if you get too close to how people in a culture so vastly different from your own would actually think, you run a real risk of alienating the reader through their inability to empathize with the protagonist. So, in a sense, you have to fake it. The question is always: how much? Too much faking, and the world you’ve created feels like a narrow utopia, mirroring the values of liberal, secular 21st century urbanites (or whomever you think your audience is). Either that, or you take the morality play approach, where the noble (feminist, non-racist and gay-friendly) protagonists are oppressed by the brutal system around them. Too little faking, and your audience will have a really hard time empathizing with the characters who just don’t think like them. (On a tangent from my original tangent, I think this latter issue has a lot to do with the problems modern folk encounter when reading the Bible; if you expect the Apostle Paul to write like a son of postmodernism who’s familiar with feminism and queer theory, you’re probably going to be disappointed; if you compare him to his contemporaries, it’s a little different.)

But, back to Othello. One aspect of the performance that made the disconnect of which I was speaking (i.e., is it ever okay to murder your wife?) more intense for me was that Othello’s descent into suspicion and engraged jealousy felt too sudden. It’s possible that the suddenness is there in the text (and if so, perhaps the audience of Shakespeare’s day expected a Moor to be more prone to sudden, violent, posssessive rage than an Englishman; which gets back to the racism issue). But a play is far more than just the words on the page. It seemed that it would have been possible to foreshadow this more strongly in the early scenes, where everything seems to be going so smoothly between Othello and Desdemona, at least through acting and staging choices, if it’s not in the text.

I do have to say that the murder scene was done well. It’s pretty disturbing, and goes on long enough to make the audience start to feel really uncomfortable (like the torture scene in Reservoir Dogs, a movie I have no desire to see more than once, even though it’s brilliant). The acting was good, but I wasn’t blown away by any of the performances. A friend told me that a really good Iago is key to an Othello production that works, and I’m not sure this one was quite good enough. I think a really good Othello must also be important though. I ended up feeling that the murder was inconsistent with the character I had been shown in the early scenes of the play.

But enough of the play! You’re no doubt dying to hear about what we ate for our picnic! I thought so. Well, I picked up a nice, ripe wedge of Brie de Meaux from Russo’s, along with a baguette, some fresh black currants and wild blueberries, and a bottle of sparkling lemonade. I had some pistachios lying around from a snack purchase for a previous outing. The Brie was lovely, though I think Donald prefers harder and milder cheeses. The black currants were quite nice, but honestly, the wild blueberries were a bit of a disappointment. They got pretty smushed, I don’t know whether it was between the grocery store and my house, or my house and the Boston Common, but it was difficult to find many berries worth eating. And they’d been expensive, too!

We had perfect weather: high of 80 degrees, low humidity, sunny skies. Actually, the thing that was not so perfect about it was that it got quite chilly after sunset. I’d worn a long skirt, short sleeves, and sandals, and I was too cold even with my woolen shawl that I brought. (Of course, being a Boston summer, the heat and humidity are both back up this week.)

Here are a few pictures of the outing:

Waiting for the show to start

Donald, trying to open a difficult pistachio with some tool on his Swiss army knife

Hmm, you can really see my grey hairs in this picture!

Not a cloud in the sky. (Well, almost.)

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The Wheel of Time turns … and turns … and turns

I’m about two-thirds of the way through the latest installment (Book 12) of Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time series. This is the first book of the series to have been finished by Brandon Sanderson after Jordan’s death. Sanderson has said that he will be able to finish the series in two more books.

I approached these co-written books with some trepidation. But I do really want to know what happens. And it’s not like the last half of the series had actually been that good, after all. (A friend of mine said that The Wheel of Time is like drugs. You keep trying the books, hoping they’ll be as good as they were the first time you got high. But they never are. I personally think books 4 and 5 are brilliant, but after that, the pace starts to drag a bit. Then it starts to drag a lot.)

So, is the new book good? Well, yes. The pace is a lot quicker, for one thing. The plot hasn’t moved like this in over a decade. As far as I can tell, every scene in the novel has a purpose in advancing the plot. And there’s way less detail about Aes Sedai fashion. No more Project Runway Tar Valon! And somehow–I don’t know whether it’s Sanderson’s skill as a writer, or Jordan having finally nailed the characterization before he passed away–Rand doesn’t seem as whiny anymore. The Rand scenes finally seem to have struck the right balance between terrible responsibility and abject guilt, and it’s a huge improvement.

I don’t think the Mat scenes are quite right. Mat just doesn’t seem as much fun as he did in earlier books. But I didn’t notice anything else that felt off. Egwene’s scenes are perfect! (I think Egwene is my favorite character, after perhaps Moiraine.)

Definitely looking forward to the last two books!

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Cashing in on the vampire craze?

Not you too, Bath and Body Works!

Can there be any other reason for a new scent called “Dark Kiss”?

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It’s time to buy a new computer when….

Today I got absolutely no writing done, because my desktop computer is so ridiculously slow.

My plan was to submit a story that had recently been rejected to another magazine, to see if they were interested, then spend the rest of the hour that I can devote to writing each weekday working on the story I’m writing. Unfortunately, it took me half an hour to submit the story, when it should have taken less than 10 minutes, because my computer kept freezing. Then it took me another half hour to attempt to open the file for the story I’m working on. Including a restart. I just kept thinking, “It can’t possibly be this slow for the entire evening! I’m sure whatever problem it’s experiencing will correct itself momentarily. Any minute now!”

I’m using my laptop right now. At least I have a back-up computer. My laptop used to be just as slow as my 6-year old desktop currently is, but then Donald helped me to buy and install additional memory and, while not exactly speedy, it now works pretty well, and doesn’t crash if I have more than 4 windows open.

Why don’t I buy a new computer? Well, I’m lazy. And busy. And a Luddite. This may sound odd, seeing as I have my own website. But I don’t even have a cell phone yet.

Here are the issues:

1. I have an even older computer in the basement (so old that it runs Windows 95), and I promised myself I wouldn’t buy a new desktop until I figured out how to dispose of that one. Unlike some people, I don’t plan to haul all my old computers around with me each time I move, for the rest of my life. But it’s kind of a pain to get rid of an old computer. Especially the monitor (nope, it’s not a flat screen). You can’t just stick it out on the curb, after all.

2. Computers are expensive. Enough said.

3. It always takes hours to set up a new computer, even if you’re lazy (like me), and buy one with all the software you need pre-installed. There are too many other things clamoring for my attention.

4. I already had to learn how to use Vista when I got this laptop, after I’d just figured out XP. Now I have to learn a brand-new operating system. Worse – I have to learn a new version of Office! That’s the really scary part. I rely on being able to use Word 2003 without having to think about it too much. I can put a story I’ve written in standard manuscript format for submission to magazines, pretty much in my sleep. And people have told me that, although Office 2007 is actually a better program than the earlier versions, there’s a steep learning curve, and everything works differently. Aagh! Why are you doing this to me, Microsoft? I don’t WANT to learn a new and better version of Word. I don’t want to have to waste time learning how to use a word processer program, instead of writing. Not to mention having to remember to consciously save all my documents in .doc format instead of the default .docx. Because not a lot of magazines will accept .docx. I guess I’m not the only Luddite out there in the science fiction world.

But the situation is becoming rather urgent. It’s becoming harder and harder to justify not being able to spare any of my writing time to set up a new desktop computer and learn how to use new programs, when it takes me an entire hour to submit one story.

On the other hand, my laptop is working really well! Maybe I can postpone the new computer purchase another year. Or two. Or three….

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Tell, Don’t Show – another link to an old post

Another entry in the category of Stuff I Should Have Linked To When it Was New, but at least this time it’s only from June of this year, not 2005. This is from my boyfriend Donald’s blog, an interesting critique of the “Show Don’t Tell” mantra so beloved of writing instructors.

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Environmentalism through laziness

I really hate drying dishes. We have a dishwasher, which solves a lot of that problem. But some things aren’t diswasher-safe, and some other things–well, there’s just no point putting them in the dishwasher. The salad spinner, for instance. Or anything else that hasn’t been used for anything except cut vegetables or fruit. Might as well just rinse off any juice or residue under the tap, then let it air dry. It’s more sanitary than using a dish towel to dry everything right away; the towel’s probably even more bacteria-laden than the air. Besides, it’s better for the environment. Fewer towels to wash means less water being used to wash them, less detergent being poured down the drain….

Of course, that way of thinking leads to this:

Saving the planet, one unused towel at a time

I’m not crazy about putting dishes away, either.

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How much money do writers make?

This is so old that it’s almost embarrassing to post it! But I didn’t have a blog back in 2005.

Author Tobias Buckell collected and analyzed a bunch of data (from a survey he took of published authors), to determine what a typical science fiction or fantasy writer is paid for a novel. There’s lots of interesting and useful information here, breaking down the data to look at the typical advance for a first novel, for a subsequent novel, for fantasy vs. science fiction, for a novel sold with the help of an agent vs. a novel you sold all by yourself (the data strongly suggest that you are likely to get paid more if you have an agent, even subtracting their percentage).

I think the vast majority of my writer friends have already seen this post, but I thought the one or two who might not have would find it useful. Also, it will hopefully convince all my non-writer friends and family that I’m unlikely to ever get rich from writing.

Median advance for a first novel: $5000
Median advance for a subsequent novel: $12,500

If you’re doing it for the money, Starbucks is a better bet. Better benefits, too!

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Why did I just waste my time on that?

I have a hotmail address that I got when I still lived in Vancouver, so when I sign out, it drops me off at msn.ca. Once I get there, they always have links that I can click on and waste more time. Cause, y’know, I don’t waste enough time already. I always know that the article I’m clicking to read will not enrich my life in any significant way, and yet….

Like the latest. Just in case you Americans thought that the heartland of your own nation was unique in its love for the World’s Biggest Things.

Canada may not have the World’s Largest Ball of Twine. But no Canadian could possibly be jealous of their neighbors to the south, after catching a glimpse of the World’s Largest Perogie.

I was strangely disturbed to find that, despite being the 2nd smallest province, Nova Scotia (where I grew up) has two of the eleven Big Things, including the large statue of Glooscap near where my parents live. That’s the way we Canadians do it, of course. If we want to excel, we pick some area where there isn’t a lot of competition. Big statues of Glooscap. Curling.

I’ve also seen the World’s Largest Canada Goose statue. And I may have seen the World’s Biggest Lobster, though I’m not sure; I might be confusing it with the theme park (also in New Brunswick) with the big lobster slide (I was only 7 when we went there). Or maybe they’re the same place, part of one big lobster-themed tourist destination?

Oddly, no mention at all of the World’s Biggest Hoe.

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Curse you, Robert Jordan!

(and your evil sidekick Brandon Sanderson)

No time for blogging today; I spent too much time reading the latest installment in The Wheel of Time.

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